If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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