You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I want her autograph on my taint
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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