toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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