Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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