god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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