you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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