how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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