I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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