Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I enjoy the company of your penis
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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