If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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