She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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