i was rollin on her like bob the builder
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You left your phone here
Wait...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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