i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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