WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
