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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
it glows. i had to have it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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