What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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