Porn is love you can see.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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