That's intense
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Randomize
