kristin has been a bad kristin
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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