oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I bet he comes in French.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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