drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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