so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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