nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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