which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
the raccoons are back...
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