I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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