Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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