Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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