If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
ttyl tear gas
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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