they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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