My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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