Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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