i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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