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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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