Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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