i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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