I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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