the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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