great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
