glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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