Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
tell me about the eggs
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