so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
did you just send me my own nude
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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