I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
