She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
3 2 1 whiskey
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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