Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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