There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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