its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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