GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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