We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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