If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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