Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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