if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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