so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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